Nerding Out. Playing with the Internet. Flipping Bits n' Shit.

About Me: I find it weird that a lot of profiles are written in the third person. I over-punctuate my sentences with semi-colons; I still practice my handwriting to keep it pretty. I love whatever that Vimeo logo font is. I run about as fast as a pregnant woman and I swim like this guy. Pretty sad if you ask me. I wish I was good at Mario Kart because I think that is as close to driving a car as I am going to get. I suck at a lot of things but I know I'm really good at one thing. I can make your computer do anything. During the day I Clark Kent it as Lead Developer for Squarespace. This is me eating our own dog food. Some of the new stuff I'm cooking up might sneak preview it's way out on this blog while Anthony is not looking. I spent 15 minutes ripping off Rik Catlow's minimalist blog design because it would have taken me much longer to rip Tyler off. I hate punditry but I wish I had more time to write about stuff I'm relatively intelligent about. I love the Internet. I like sunsets and long, romantic walks through code. One last thing — I love you, man, but I don't give a shit what you think. Ok, I'm just kidding about that. Sharing is caring.